Using the Myers-Briggs personality test, The Damut has scientifically researched Oxford’s grades to improve mindfulness on campus! In the wilderness that is OA’s campus, these exuberant personalities shine.

OA’28

ESTP — Entrepreneur

Ready for the Business Expo and a black card, Oxford’s newest extroverts “always have an impact” around them. Telling the tale of “That Girl” by Instagram story, everyone wishes to rock the world like them. Still young, chaos follows their lead, so get their autographs before they leave Oxford to pursue fame!

OA’27

ESFP — Entertainer 

As Oxford’s COVID babies, class of ’27 came ready to party! As most likely to “spontaneously break into song and dance” like “High School Musical,” always be prepared for the theatrics — or a conga line spanning the quad. Be ready to laugh, cry, run, or have a dance off if you make eye contact.

OA’26

ENTJ — Commander

Terrorizing the community on rambunctious walks to Pieology, the most feral grade live off of momentum. It’s just a matter of time until they start a riot that demonstrates the need for Oxford’s confined gates. If they were stranded on an island, it’d quickly turn Jack from “Lord of the Flies,” style, leading to the fall of Oxford.

OA’25

ENTP – Debater

Almost the most famous and eccentric grade, class of ’25 embarrassingly lost Oxford’s “It Girl” status to the iconic seventh graders. Eclectic minds make nothing predictable, except for one: in a conversation, you’ll lose, even if it’s a simple chat. Nationally known for all wrong reasons, be careful when interacting with a sophomore.

OA’24

ISTP – Virtuoso 

Chronically online introverts, they spend all of their time on AO3, scrolling Tumblr, and stalking their teachers on LinkedIn. Due to a quarantined freshman year, they’ve never grown out of their middle school cringe — jumping to early onset senioritis. Only doses of their Twitter feed can barely bring them back as they battle nights of homework with fanfiction on the side just to stay awake.

OA’23

ISFJ — Defender

Defending Oxford’s pride, the seniors are the only generation to remember roaming the grand world of Brusters, the liquor store, and 85 Degrees before prison gates were installed. They “make the world go round,” but receive complications from chronic burnout and no cure. Surviving on 34oz of coffee a day, give class of ’23 a (gentle) pat on the back for keeping Oxford from crumbling.

While science has many limitations, this article doesn’t! Each class is full of sheep, and each individual is the same. Use a compatibility chart to see who to befriend and who to avoid.