On April 1, three Oxford Academy students, who had gone missing after visiting a bakery approximately 85 degrees west and 0.8 miles away from Oxford, were found after a two- week disappearance — on Cypyass High School’s (CHS) campus.

After the incident was reported to Oxford’s admin and the three students had been brought back to campus, they claimed to have no recollection of what happened.

Common theories speculate that one of their top sellers, the spinach danish, has the ability of “mind control.” Doctor Dinh, a forensic scientist, has since been studying the pastries sold at the bakery and claims that this seems to be the case for the three missing students, as they may be under mind control which enabled their sudden switch to Cypyass.

But this is not the only incident to occur at the bakery. In January, a group of unnamed Oxford seniors were caught inside the bakery during school hours. However, instead of being at the bakery to purchase baked goods, they were inside the shop working as employees. Police suspect these individuals of coercing the three recently missing students to transfer to CHS.

Additionally, some of the senior students were caught on security cameras near CHS, advertising the bakery by holding distracting signs and flagging down CHS students to enter the bakery. Eye witness reports say many of these STEM-heavy Oxford seniors are now pro-bakers and create the most beautiful and elaborate decorations, despite their past inability to produce even a simple stick figure or a neat line on paper.

The missing individuals continue to be interrogated as authorities look through the footage of the cameras around CHS and shops near the bakery.