The Gamut

Topic: Into the Cultiverse: An expedition into Cypress Cults.

mono_at_hoco_patient_zero, Sports Editor • April 1, 2024

Looking to spice up your Oxford experience? If yes, then joining the spiritual secret societies located near campus would be an excellent way to spend your free time. Here are a couple of curated and niche communities you might be interested in. Gym...

Dance moves to spice up your next school dance

Apple_iPad_Air (5th Generation), Staff Writer • April 1, 2024

The school gym is decorated with posters and colorful streamers, a DJ booth is blasting popular songs like Cha Cha Slide, Uptown Funk, and Party in the U.S.A, refreshment tables ration out small fruit snacks and cups of fruit punch: the “Home departure”...

Underrated underclassmen, meet your superb seniors

the_whistleblower, not_spilling_opinions_just_dropping_facts, Lifestyle Editor • April 1, 2024

As the ‘older siblings of high school,’ seniors fit the role of admirable idols for underclassmen. Captivating younger students with their magnetic charm, great achievements, and comfortable friendliness, seniors use these impressions to their advantage,...

Superb seniors, meet your underrated underclassmen

I_will_protect_you, A&E Editor • April 1, 2024

Superb seniors are highly esteemed for their networking abilities that know no age and their charismatic, captivating nature, reminiscent of baby sensory videos. However, rarely do their favorite underclassmen receive any recognition. The Damut is proud...

OA Esports Petitions For Gym Rights and Representation

brawlrawrstars:3, Digital Content Editor • April 1, 2024

Marching into Principal Dallas’ office on April 1, OA Esports vehemently demanded time in the Oxford weight room. Conflicting with other spring sports, namely track and field, OA Esports argued to administration that their gamer practices take priority...

OC Hospitals shut down for Mario Kart Tournament

yapmaster3000, Staff Writer • April 1, 2024

Following esports’ welcome to the CIF community, local Orange County hospitals shut down, prioritizing the finale of the Mario Kart tournament, and understandably throwing patients out to the streets. The doctors were not forgotten though, as they were...

Twitch streamer Mr_Danbee snags that Victory Royale

Her Jett and His Sage • April 1, 2024

Mr_Danbee, a banker by day, popular Twitch streamer by night, makes Esports history with the creation of Orange County’s first professional Esports team. Mr_Danbee started his journey with humble beginnings when he played with his clients during holidays....

Oxford goes for gold: 2024 Olympics at OA

Apple_iPad_Air (5th Generation), Staff Writer • April 1, 2024

Sun blaring, sweat dribbling off competitors' faces, masses of students trampling one another across the campus: welcome to the 2024 OA Olympics. Stay tuned because the winners of these sports will get their very own sweet prize. Fastest to the lunch...

April 2023 Comics

Cady They/Themon, Illustrator • April 5, 2023

Justifying Oxford’s coffee addiction

flabbergasted bubblewrap, Staff Writer • April 4, 2023

Though coffee drinkers typically get a bad rap, with coffee being associated with bad health and horrible sleep schedules, coffee “addictions” are actually doing the drinkers a favor. Harmful oppositions against these addictions have been wrong all...

Fight to bring violence to Oxford Academy

Alpha_W, Staff Writer • April 4, 2023

The effects of the Columbian Exchange have officially reached Oxford Academy. A study done by Oxford’s very own AP Environmental Science class for the capstone memoir has identified a local invasive species: the beta male. A student body once full of...

World’s Fraudulent Chocolate

CypHype, Staff Writer • April 4, 2023

World’s Fraudulent Chocolate (WFC) has proudly “funded” communities for years; however, in light of shocking evidence, some want to boycott the company. Allegedly, its chocolate funds come from a deep money laundering scheme. While it’s seemingly...