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Upholding the unsung merits of nepotism

employed tradwife and Make_Amazing_Gamut_Again (MAGA) April 1, 2024

What some call favoritism, preferential treatment, or downright unfairness, others call a minor head start. This advantageous step ahead, famously named “nepotism,” collectively benefits all of society.  Nepo baby Dakota Johnson once dubbed nepo baby discourse as “annoying and boring.” No...

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Situationship-ilizygerinator ranks YOU (results: bad)

future wag! and Make_Amazing_Gamut_Again (MAGA) April 1, 2024

Situationships plague Oxford Academy’s lonely academic burnouts, as a consequence of Patriots’ utter inability to commit to a relationship. But these agonizing, often three months of back-and-forth conversations should not be cures for students’ bleak lives. So The Damut has decided to scientifically...

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