Over the past few years, Oxford Academy has made the opportunity for students to enroll in college courses easier, specifically classes at the nearby Cypress College. Although the dual enrollment program is a flawless addition to the educational journey of students, admin should take the next step of...

Fighting for their place near the top in obesity rates and excessive gun violence, winning has forever been America’s right of passage. In 1783, Americans waved their teeny-weeny victory flags and declared themselves victor of their “Revolutionary” War. But little did they know, breaking free from...

Despite what Thomas Jefferson proclaimed in the Declaration of Independence, not all presidents are created equal, especially in the face department. The Damut’s professional presidenterologerizerists have carefully analyzed the faces of all 46 U.S. presidents to determine the top five who make America’s...

Oxford Academy’s current mascot, Paul the Patriot, will soon be replaced by the new mascot chosen by Oxford’s student body: Ice Spice. The decision was made on Feb. 29 and will be executed entirely by the end of May, before the start of fifth quarter. “Our old mascot didn’t really...

The Learning Channel’s latest documentary, “First in the World” tells the story of an individual from the isolated society of Oxford Academy, who discovers a glimpse of the outside world. Directed and voiced by David Attenborough, the document gives insight into Oxford’s culture, with...