The school gym is decorated with posters and colorful streamers, a DJ booth is blasting popular songs like Cha Cha Slide, Uptown Funk, and Party in the U.S.A, refreshment tables ration out small fruit snacks and cups of fruit punch: the “Home departure” school dance has just begun. The lights dim...

Following esports’ welcome to the CIF community, local Orange County hospitals shut down, prioritizing the finale of the Mario Kart tournament, and understandably throwing patients out to the streets. The doctors were not forgotten though, as they were hired to serve as digital referees and discord...

Sun blaring, sweat dribbling off competitors' faces, masses of students trampling one another across the campus: welcome to the 2024 OA Olympics. Stay tuned because the winners of these sports will get their very own sweet prize. Fastest to the lunch lines The true test of speed is the athletic...

Though coffee drinkers typically get a bad rap, with coffee being associated with bad health and horrible sleep schedules, coffee “addictions” are actually doing the drinkers a favor. Harmful oppositions against these addictions have been wrong all along as coffee helps people both physically and...

The effects of the Columbian Exchange have officially reached Oxford Academy. A study done by Oxford’s very own AP Environmental Science class for the capstone memoir has identified a local invasive species: the beta male. A student body once full of giga-chad alphas is dwindling, exacerbated by the...

World’s Fraudulent Chocolate (WFC) has proudly “funded” communities for years; however, in light of shocking evidence, some want to boycott the company. Allegedly, its chocolate funds come from a deep money laundering scheme. While it’s seemingly apparent they harbor fraud, it’s unfair — and...