On Feb. 18, Oxford Academy finally succumbed to the pleas of the student body: They lifted the ban on denim clothing. After their protests through a mock-spirit week where they wore polos as pants and uniform bottoms as tops, the Oxford students...

On April 1, three Oxford Academy students, who had gone missing after visiting a bakery approximately 85 degrees west and 0.8 miles away from Oxford, were found after a two- week disappearance — on Cypyass High School’s (CHS) campus. After...

On April 1, administration valiantly decided to expand Oxford’s portfolio of “passionate” students with elementary and kindergarten goobers. While students (desperately) beg for more campus space, Oxford has chosen to allocate resources...

Oxford’s seniors have gone missing! A senior bonding event with a hide and seek game gone wrong forced this issue of The Damut to be filled with quotes taken from our confidential vaults. After extensive hours of reading over interview transcripts,...

History is all about shedding light on our heroes of the past, but there is one group that the average APUSH class fails to pay homage to. The now-extinct Minions have built society from the ground up with their little gloved hands, and it’s about time...