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The momentous marination of a milky monument

D1 Hater, Staff Writer • April 4, 2023

Picture this: a warm September day on the OA campus, heading to math class stressing over an assignment you knew was due but decided to push off. All of a sudden, your nose gives you something else to stress over. Something smelly, something rotten, something... sour? That would be the milk locker....

Senior Features: Missing in Action

flabbergasted bubblewrap, Staff Writer • April 4, 2023

Oxford’s seniors have gone missing! A senior bonding event with a hide and seek game gone wrong forced this issue of The Damut to be filled with quotes taken from our confidential vaults. After extensive hours of reading over interview transcripts, here is an assortment of quotes from those who have...

Mankind is nothing without the Minions

GOAT (Goat Of All Time), Staff Writer • April 4, 2023

History is all about shedding light on our heroes of the past, but there is one group that the average APUSH class fails to pay homage to. The now-extinct Minions have built society from the ground up with their little gloved hands, and it’s about time people recognized their significance in art and...