Oxford’s seniors have gone missing! A senior bonding event with a hide and seek game gone wrong forced this issue of The Damut to be filled with quotes taken from our confidential vaults. After extensive hours of reading over interview transcripts, here is an assortment of quotes from those who have...

History is all about shedding light on our heroes of the past, but there is one group that the average APUSH class fails to pay homage to. The now-extinct Minions have built society from the ground up with their little gloved hands, and it’s about time people recognized their significance in art and...