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Peeping up with the Penjamins: Best Pens Forever

Peeping up with the Penjamins: Best Pens Forever

Teehee and Boohoo April 4, 2023

Known for their style, class, and charisma, seniors Penjamin Puang and Penjamin Pwong are Oxford’s greatest enigma. Their intimidating yet elusive natures are some of the greatest to grace this school — no one knows when or how they came to be, only that they are here now. The Damut presents an all-exclusive...

Oxford’s official comeback: New Little Einsteins

Kate Jacobs, Staff Writer April 4, 2023

On April 1, administration valiantly decided to expand Oxford’s portfolio of “passionate” students with elementary and kindergarten goobers. While students (desperately) beg for more campus space, Oxford has chosen to allocate resources to build a super legion of little Einsteins. Earlier...

The momentous marination of a milky monument

The momentous marination of a milky monument

D1 Hater, Staff Writer April 4, 2023

Picture this: a warm September day on the OA campus, heading to math class stressing over an assignment you knew was due but decided to push off. All of a sudden, your nose gives you something else to stress over. Something smelly, something rotten, something... sour? That would be the milk locker....

Senior Features: Missing in Action

flabbergasted bubblewrap, Staff Writer April 4, 2023

Oxford’s seniors have gone missing! A senior bonding event with a hide and seek game gone wrong forced this issue of The Damut to be filled with quotes taken from our confidential vaults. After extensive hours of reading over interview transcripts, here is an assortment of quotes from those who have...

Mankind is nothing without the Minions

GOAT (Goat Of All Time), Staff Writer April 4, 2023

History is all about shedding light on our heroes of the past, but there is one group that the average APUSH class fails to pay homage to. The now-extinct Minions have built society from the ground up with their little gloved hands, and it’s about time people recognized their significance in art and...

March 2023 Comics

March 2023 Comics

Agnes Lee, Art/Layout Editor March 14, 2023

February 2023 Comics

February 2023 Comics

Gia Nguyen, Layout Editor February 9, 2023

November 2022 Comics

November 2022 Comics

Sarah Li, Senior Staff Artist November 17, 2022

October 2022 Comics

October 2022 Comics

Sam Salubre, Senior Staff Artist October 20, 2022

September 2022 Comics

September 2022 Comics

Agnes Lee, Art/Layout Editor September 30, 2022

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